Thursday, 23 October 2014

All That Jazz

So I am watching something very weird and kinda sexually explicit in it's own way.
All That Jazz is about a man who won Oscars and other awards for writing/directing/choreographing.
It is obviously about musical theatre and some of the dance seems are awesome but there are a few weird scenes where you're just staring and going 'What the ****'. As soon as this happened I started to dislike the film.
There's a lot of wannabe comedy in this film that is just overdone and too long. I don't think that a film about someone's life can or should ever be classed as not very good, so i'll just settle for the word that I have already used a lot in this post-weird.
All That Jazz tries to show musical theater embracing all types of relationships but the way that they tried it was not the best.
I applaud it for trying but because it is a semi autobiography of someone's life, it's hard to tell if everything in the film was similar to this mans life or if the weird bits were just made up by the director- who by the way is the man that this film is kinda about.
I don't feel that I can fairly make a decision about this film- watch it and make up your own minds.
What i will say is that this film has a fabulous soundtrack!

Saturday, 18 October 2014

Seven brides for Seven brothers

I don't remember why or how this ended up on the list but it did and i decided to watch it yesterday.
If you haven't seen this film then you aren't really missing much. A man called Adam has six brothers and he goes in to town to find himself a wife. He doesn't really want a wife, he wants a cook but anyway, he marries this woman and takes her back to his family home where his brothers also still live.
She teaches them etiquette and various things like that and they all end up getting married.

This film has a fairly terrible story line and is one of the worst musicals i have seen. The dance sequences are way to long, as is some of the singing. You can tell that a film is bad when all it's dances are too long and unnecessary.
The story isn't particularly gripping and there are times when you are sitting there asking yourself what the point is in this particular scene or even a series of scenes.
The trick to musicals is to make the dancing related to what's going on. So in the sound of music, she is taking the out in Vienna which they don't do very much if at all. The dance scene shows their journey in Vienna and has an entertaining song to go with it. In this film the dances often don't have any words with it so you need the dancing to be spectacular (which it possibly may have been for that period in time) and to be reasonably short.

I have seen worse films and worse dances and i would be wrong to say that this is a aweful film, it's just not up there with the other musicals.

Until next time...

Tuesday, 14 October 2014

Bonnie and Clyde

The much referenced movie has finally arrived on fooltheeyefoolthebrain film challenge.
We added it to the list to see why it was referenced so much and now i understand.
Bonnie is a woman who in the first scene appears naked at the window to watch a man (Clyde) try and steal her mothers car.
Bonnie and Clyde (1967) PosterBonnie asks Clyde what he does and so he tells her that he spent some time in prison for armed robbery. He shows her the gun and goes in to a store to prove it and everything kicks off from there.

Public enemies is the film that springs to mind when i think of this film. They have a similar story line. Bonnie and Clyde team up with a car mechanic and Clyde's brother and wife to form the gang that rob banks. They spend their time on the run and eventually some of them die or get arrested.

Yes it is rated 18. No it doesn't have any sex in it  unless i managed to miss it completely (which is very possible).  There is a lot of shooting but not much else so i can't work out why it is rated 18 but anyway- it is.

Warren Beatty does a fantastic job as Clyde (not to mention everything else that he does).
Joined by Gene Hackman and Faye Dunaway they create a cast that is almost equal to Johnny Depp, Christian Bale and the team that are in public enemies.
Gene Wilder as a addition to the cast makes everything perfect and I have to say that the film is excellent. It has a decent ending and a simple enough story line with nothing unnecessary.
It may be old but it is the rock of the belief that old films can be just as good as newer ones.

I would encourage you all to watch it- especially if you watch things that constantly have bonnie and clyde references in them.

Night all!

Saturday, 11 October 2014

The Untouchables

Kevin Costner and Sean Connery act opposite Robert Di Niro in what turned out to be a film of true class.
Police officers Ness (Costner) and Malone (Connery) along with two other members of his team, Andy Garcia and the accountant swear to catch Al Capone (Di Niro) whatever it may cost.
The Untouchables (1987) Poster
The 1987 film is pure class. Connery is breathtaking in his role and the only part i had to skip was straight after his death. There are a few moments when you think 'why don't you just shoot the guy instead'. If he had shot the guy then he wouldn't have died but then i guess it wouldn't have added to the drama in the way that it did.
Garcia and Costner are the only two that are left alive in the end but Costner comes close to dying several times purely by the amount of times her was shot at or the amount of times someone held a gun to him.

The four man team tries to find a reason to bring Capone in and they settled for Tax fraud. The film shows their travels and journey towards bringing him in and like LA confidential shows how officers of the law can be bought and can be corrupt.
One of the better films of the 1980's and worth watching if you haven't already seen it.

Sunday, 5 October 2014

Get Shorty

So if I had been slightly intelligent, I would have realised that this is the prequel to Be Cool and I would've watched this one first and posted it first.

I loved this film. I loved them both. The addition of Danny DeVito is awesome and deffinately warrants the name get shorty. I love how they managed to link the two films together at the end.

Travolta's role as a loan shark that switches to producing movies is a genius role. Travolta has that look that can kill if he wants to. He makes people more gangster than him shake with fear at the sight of him. Style and elegance and linked with his character as well as a love for films that kinda reminds me of Tony Dinozzo from NCIS.
Gene Hackman manages to play one of the guys that is more mouth than brains and because Travolta is there to clean up his mess he comes out of it ok. Hackman was also great in his role, but nothing beats Rene Russo as a smart actress that can read people and understands films a lot better than Hackman's character. She ends up producing it and being Travolta's women of the film.

This film is worthy of the nominations it received. A refreshing break from serious gangster films that are more shooting than actual film, Get Shorty provides entertainment and action in just the right balance.

Saturday, 4 October 2014

Be Cool... It's all about the suit.

John Travolta and Uma Thurman make one of the coolest films i've spent my Saturday evening watching.
Be cool allows John Travolta to show how it's done. We all know him from Grease where we were a bit like... catchy music, he's obviously not 17 but thinks he's totally cool. Personally I loved Travolta in the role but it's good to see him in other things. I've seen him in Ladder 49 with Joaquin Phoenix and I was impressed with both of them. I'm not used to seeing him without a gun but boy was i impressed with him!
Travolta is superb in this film an I can't wait to watch Get Shorty which is the next one up!
Uma Thurman also surprises me because so far the only thing I have seen her in is Kill Bill (which was superb). Seeing her without a samurai sword killing loads of people is a nice change. Her fluid transition from killer to beautiful woman working along side Travolta is pleasing to the eyes. I love it when I get to see actors trying a different thing, style and genre of film.
Vince Vaughn again is different, playing the white man that thinks he isn't white. He is laughable and somewhat impressive in how he manages to pull it off. I enjoy watching him play this character more than watching Chris Tucker in any film!
I take my hat off to all of them for making a really cool film that isn't super gangster-y and challenges all of them.

I am trying to make these reviews more like real reviews and so i haven't included the synopsis but i'm sure that you can find it on IMDB or Wikipedia.
I would recommend this film to anyone. I think that anyone can enjoy watching this film and i'm really glad that it was put on the list by Esther because some of the films on this list have been disappointing and very much not worth watching, but this is a nice change and perfect for a Saturday night.

It's also nice to know that Travolta made a decent film before he made Hairspray. There comes a point when actors reach their prime ( some sooner than others) and you start to think that they wont make a good film again, but Travolta is keeping up with the pressure of making good films.

Sunday, 28 September 2014

127 hours

Another Danny Boyle film to the rescue.
This is kinda like one of those films you get shown in your English lessons at school when you are studying travel and tourism.
A guy gets his hand stuck under a boulder for 127 hours and this film takes us through what happened just before and what is happening as he's surviving those 127 hours in Utah.

I don't really know what to say about this film. It's hard to judge if it's a good or bad film because it's based on a true story and the topic isn't one that really grabs you. It's certainly good for the topic and I won't knock James Franco, he was great in this role. It's hard to feel really passionate about this film because of the topic. I didn't ever want to hide behind a cushion, scream or cry so it's tough for me to really decide on how good this film is.

I wont say that it's a bad film. Danny Boyle doesn't make bad films, he just chooses interesting topics to base his films on.

Watch it and then share your views with me, help me. Comment on this post with your thoughts and views on this film!

Friday, 26 September 2014

All About Eve

Sorry that it's been something like a week since i last posted (if not longer). Finding the time to watch films like this is becoming harder and harder but i will keep trying and i will finish this challenge before the new year!

This weeks film is All about Eve. Yes it's another black and white classic and i do apologise for that, unfortunately the black and white films are what's available to me at the moment and most of the interesting stuff that is left isn't going to be watched until november.

I find it harder to judge black and white films because the quality of acting is in a way, lower that the quality that we sometimes see now but maybe it's not the acting that is low but the equipment?

this is all that IMDB has to say on the plot:
All About Eve (1950) PosterAn ingenue insinuates herself in to the company of an established but aging stage actress and her circle of theater friends.


The cast of Bette Davis, Ann Baxter and George Sanders are arguably a very good cast and are perfect for this film. The problem isn't with the cast, i think that it is with the plot. You can usually tell a good film from a bad film by the plot or at least the amount written on IMDB and this has possibly the smallest plot summary I've ever seen on IMDB.
It certainly lacks action or well anything really. It's kinda like Fred Estaire films but at least they have interesting music and some great dance sequences, this doesn't even have that. Don't make a point of watching it before you die and it's not a must see film. 
All about Eve is probably very good for it's time but not great in the world of film and was certainly outdone by the sixties and the likes of Hitchcock setting a new standard only ten years after this film was made. It's passive and easy to watch but not captivating or even particularly interesting. I'll say that it is more interesting than 2001 a space odyssey but then i've yet to find a film that is worse!

See you all next time!

Clare

Sunday, 21 September 2014

Out of Sight

A very good film with George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez.
Don Cheadle is awesome and totally a gangster. His character name is snoop and once you've seen it you can understand why. He practically owns the show!

Jennifer Lopez- a US FBI marshall typically manages to fall in love with George Clooney because thats how these kinda films go. Clooney has broken out of prison and whilst escaping manages to throw lopez in the trunk of her car and jump in with her. She tries to track him down and the story goes on.

A slight Ocean's Eleven feel to it but nonetheless a very good film and one that I would definitely recommend watching.
Clooney is awesome as ever and so are Lopez and Ving Rhames. The cast is brilliant and not one of them let the film down.

Sunday, 14 September 2014

Sunset Boulevard

We've journeyed back to the 1950's for this one. I love black and white films, especially Hitchcock and some of the silent movies.
I can't remember who put this on the list but I'm quite glad that they did. Peaceful, flowing and easy to enjoy.
Sunset Blvd. (1950) PosterA writer is employed by a slightly crazy woman that sleep walks to fix her script. She is apparently and actress and she has written a very weird script that features a lot of scenes with her in and a lot about hallucinations and nightmares.
The writer is 3 months behind on his rent for his apartment and this woman has money to burn so he takes the job. She makes him move in with her and he gets a taste of the higher life.

Verdict:
Lovely. Really nice to watch on a Sunday afternoon and takes me very much back to my childhood when we had to play board games and do things as a family, maybe watch a movie in the evening.
I couldn't help but smile throughout the film. It has something classy about the choreography and the music. In my opinion there is nothing better than a film with quality acting, proper classical music and ballroom dancing to go with it, that is what it meant to be in high society (which is an excellent film).
William Holden and Gloria Swanson are magnificent and really compliment each other. I would definitely watch this film again, at least twice in a year if not more. The only modern film that I can think of that comes close to making me feel the same way as this film did is The Quartet which was a glorious film and a showcase of talent in every aspect.
Sunset Boulevard has really turned my day from disaster into quality!

Saturday, 13 September 2014

Saw

Sunset Boulevard tomorrow.
I do have to apologise because until late October or early November the blog will go quiet. I've got something like 4 films to watch before I have to focus on my courses and work and other things. In October or November I'll start posting like one a day or sometimes more all the way until the challenge is complete but until then you're just gonna have to bear with me folks!

So I used to be laughed at cos I was the only one in my school that hadn't seen Saw (any of them) and Thorpe park had just created the ride Saw. My parents had this rule about actually following age ratings on films and so it was a no- go.

I'm not a huge fan of horror films (as i've said any time i have to watch one for this blog). My favorite so far has been the silence of the lambs closely followed by Psycho. Saw Isn't better than The Silence of the Lambs by any way. I don't see what the hype was about - but i haven't seen the others. What separates this film from the other horror films is the suspense (Psycho) and the insane quality of acting (Silence of the Lambs). This isn't a bad film, not at all but it's not at the top of the list of best horror films. I wasn't disappointed with it but i have to admit that i was more scared by the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre than i was by this film.
I don't want to rave on and on about the other films and I don't have that much to say about Saw. I don't know what the ride is like in the theme park because I hate theme parks (I know I'm weird) but I hope that the ride is freakier than this film. I probably wouldn't watch this film again- which is good because it means that it is doing it's job at scaring me!

Ben- Hur

We're back with Ben-Hur and hopefully either Saw or Sunset Boulevard to follow.

This film reminds me of Spartacus in it's topic, costume and generation. I have only seen bits of Spartacus (no i'm Spartacus) so it would be unfair and unwise to try and compare these two films.
Starting off with a Census being issued in Israel, which is still Roman territory, all men have to register themselves.

I have to admit that I enjoy these films. I really enjoyed the original clash of the titans and yes, I have to ignore all acting abilities (or lack of) and a serious lack of technology but all these films have plots, comedy and some great moments. Ben-Hur presents the difficulties in Roman and Jewish allegiance.
This film explores Christianity in that Jesus is preaching around this time and his preaching helps the main character to find inner peace.
I'm not sure that i would consider this film to be one of the all time greats and i think that it's too long. 3 and a half hours is too long for any film except the lord of the rings and should not be promoted. The story line is simple so i can't understand why they decided that they had to drag it out over three hours but oh well.
It is a good enough film for it's time but if you don't watch it before you die then it's not a big deal.
Until next time!

Saturday, 6 September 2014

True Grit

I had seen the original but not the remake. I loved the original and I wanted to see how Jeff Bridges undertook the role that he won awards for.
I've just said that he won awards so I don't need to say how good it is.
I really enjoyed the film. It seemed unlikely that a girl of fourteen would be able to do as many business deals as she manages but you never know, you can always be surprised.
I've watched some films with Jeff Bridges in as part of this challenge and it's easy to see that he is a versatile actor and not one that plays the same character every time.
He suits having an eye patch very much and i find he is similar to Geoffrey Rush (Imagine the eye patch) in his mannerisms.

I can see why this film won so many awards. This was another year when Jeff was against Colin Firth for the awards. The King's speech won a lot of awards and what it didn't win True Grit won. I think that Jeff Bridges won the award for best actor again (a rematch from when Colin Firth was in a single man and Jeff Bridges was in Tron Legacy).
Joel and Ethan Cohen do make good films. I'm told that Fargo is a good film although I haven't yet managed to watch it. No Country for old men was a bit weird but still good and i've already posted about that so feel free to check it out. The big Lebowski is on the list and I need to find a way of watching it but empire has it on its 301 greatest films so i'm assuming that it's a good film.
O brother where art thou is not so great. It's similar to Homer's the Odyssey and I have to admit that I saw it in a classics lesson when I was studying Homer. It was ok but not that great and burn after reading just shouldn't've been made... ever.

Anyways- back to the film in question.
Matt Damon was great and very much helped by Bridges. The film really does make you believe that it was being filmed several decades ago and that they just had really good technology. I found it really easy to watch, not complicated and not too provoking which I liked.
I would suggest to anyone that hasn't seen it that they should get hold of a copy and check out this film!

Thursday, 4 September 2014

Guardians of the galaxy

Hey guys, because of the way things are working out, it's looking like you should get a post over the weekend and then one on wednesday. Of course I can't guarantee that it will work in this order but fingers crossed!

So this film isn't on the list but i went to see it in the cinema (finally!) and thought that i would post about it.
Guardians of the galaxy... where to start?
At the start of the film you're a bit like... where's this going? maybe you don't like it but as it develops and gets funnier and funnier you end up loving it!
Chris Platt (Lego movie) is an up and coming new star to watch out for and Zoe Saldana (Star Trek) we all know about. Together they are awesome and manage to pull off some pretty weird things. Taking the crown for weirdness (and awesomeness) is the combination of Bradley Cooper (Silver lining playbooks, The A-team) and Vin Diesel (xxx, the fast and the furious) as the characters of Rocket and Groot.
Glenn Close is fabulous as the super important woman and commander of the novacore star fleet.
There are some awesome stunts and some typical ones, some aweful songs of the nineties and some great songs and the best thing of all- it's not a complicated storyline.

A wonderful film and worth paying to go and see.

Monday, 1 September 2014

Blade Runner

Hey Guys- I'm back.
Sorry for delay, had a wedding to deal with.

I know i've struggled to find ways of watching a fair amount of films left on the list so today i've watched Blade Runner.

Today I learnt that Harrison Ford managed to make a film that when he was younger that wasn't star wars or Indiana Jones and that was Blade Runner.
How shall I put it... an 'interesting' film involving cloned people and memories. I've struggled to really understand what it is i'm watching so i've borrowed the summary from IMDB and put it underneath.

A blade runner must pursue and try to terminate four replicants who stole a ship in space and have returned to Earth to find their creator.

I should have known that it would be Ridley Scott. Something this Sci-Fi ish screams Ridley Scott at you. I wont lie, it was a good film and I liked Harrison Ford in it. The evil guy was typically platinum blond and kinda reminded me of the guy from one of those Roger Moore James Bond movies (I think a view to a kill?).

It's worth seeing Harrison Ford in something other than what he's famously known for, just to see if he can really act and can make films that don't involve George Lucas and John Williams.

I enjoyed... but weird.

Just to say- I'm back working so don't expect posts every day but a couple each week is what i'm aiming for.

Tuesday, 26 August 2014

Wrath of the titans

I have to be honest and say that i'm struggling to find ways to watch most of the films that i haven't yet posted about. I will probably have to order them online but until i've gone back to work and worked out finances etc... those films are going to have to wait so just bear with me please.

Today's film was Wrath of the titans.
I have seen the original clash of the titans but not the remake. I only watched this film because it has Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes in it, plus i saw the advert in the cinema and really liked the advert!

Liam Neeson was fantastic (of course) as Zeus and Ralph Fiennes was elegant as Hades.
Just to clarify for those that don't know the plot of this film, this is a much better version of Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters. The storyline isn't quite the same but it's about how Perseus, Zeus, Hades and Poseidon take down Kronos after Hades and Hermes used Zeus to awaken him.

Percy Jackson was terrible so it's good to see a film showing us how it should've been done!

Overall I really liked it. There were a few fight scenes where i was kinda like... just get on with it, he's massive and you're a stick there's no way that you should win but you're going to.
It did test my patience at some points but if i can endure 2001 a space odyssey then i can endure anything!
I would opt to watch this over percy jackson any time!

Saturday, 23 August 2014

I Frankenstein

Again- Clare here.
I saw the advert for this film when i went to see The Hobbit part 2  in the cinema and i wanted to see it- maybe not enough to make me pay to go and see it but nevertheless it was added to our list.
I spent ages in the cinema trying to work out where i knew Miranda Otto from until i clicked that it was Miranda Otto and she is Eowyn in The Lord Of The Rings and of course she is Juliet Draper in Cashmere Mafia which is really awesome, they should've made more instead of making sex in the city instead. If you're a woman and you haven't seen this tv series then watch it- you'll love it.
Anyways- back to the film. Miranda Otto Kicks ass in this film as the queen of the 'good people'. I want to say that they are gargoyles or gremlins but i don't think they are. Her people are descendant from arch angel Michael and are in charge of fighting the demons (those who study theology will know that it was Michael who threw Satan out of heaven and guards the gates).
This story is of course about Frankenstein's monster and it explains that the monster kills Frankenstein and his new wife because Frankenstein tried to kill him and abandoned him.
Unless i'm very mistaken it also has the woman who plays Jane in the Keira Knightly version of Pride and Prejudice. She is a scientist and plays a role that is completely unexpected based on her performance in pride and prejudice.
And of course... Bill Nighy keeps popping up in films of this nature. This makes 6 films that i've seen him in recently, those being the underworld films, wild target and this. I have nothing to say about him that i haven't already. I have sung his praise in every post recently about a film he has been in. I will continue to sing his praise but i see no reason to write loads about how magnificent his performance was.
I know that i've just been writing about the names that i can remember but take nothing away from the cast that i haven't mentioned. They were Lobstrominous and awesome as well. 

Friday, 22 August 2014

Easy Rider

Easy Rider (1969) PosterI watched the whole of Easy Rider without really understanding the plot- but i must admit that i was also playing professor Layton and watching You only live twice at the same times as well so i wasn't giving it my undivided attention.
I read the summary and now i understand it a bit better.
Summary
Wyatt and Billy are two motorcycle riders (bikers) on their way to Mardis Gras, and encounter hitchhikers, a drunken lawyer, a jail cell, a whorehouse and the death of a friend.

I really liked the soundtrack to it. Born to be Wild is a great song and perfect for the motorbike movies. 
It's not a bad film overall but it's not interesting enough to keep me really engaged in it. I easily flicked between them, listening to the film more than watching it. There are some films that the music has made me switch back to the film and give it my undivided attention but this wasn't one of them.
It's difficult to determine if it was a good film or not but i have no reason to suggest that it's a bad film and i think it was on Empires top 301 films.

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

The Gold Rush

My first taste of Slapstick Comedy and Charlie Chaplin!
I had seen the artist so i knew something about silent pictures but i was surprised by how much i enjoyed this film.
The story was difficult to follow (don't try multitasking) at some points, especially if you missed a bit for whatever reason.
The film was a good laugh though and I can see why Charlie Chaplin is so highly recommended. As a bit of context this film was made in 1925 and its about a guy who mines and finds Gold. He becomes a multi- millionaire and chases after the woman he is in love with.  His house which was on top of a mountain appears to get destroyed as it falls off the point of the mountain but Chaplin and his companion survive so that they can be happy millionaires. Alls well that ends well!

A lovely film and worth the struggles of watching! Comical and enjoyable at all times and i would be forced to watch it again just to try and properly understand the plot.
Chaplin is brilliant!

Tuesday, 19 August 2014

Die Hard

I almost laughed when I realised that Alan Rickman was the bad guy in it but he is absolutely brilliant in Die Hard. I also marvel at the fact that he really suits a beard, in fact, i think it makes him look better which is good cos as Professor Snape he was definitely not considered attractive.
Anyway- I had seen the second Die Hard film but this one is so much better! Bruce Willis is young and has hair! He's not just shooting everyone up but he's actually doing some acting and i think hair suits him well.
Overall I really liked the film. I can't see why they would make 5 films out of the story but i liked the plot for the first film.
Bruce Willis getting his arse kicked by a blond German was kinda ironic but it was still a great film.
I know this post is short but i don't like to give the plot of the film away cos there could be some people that haven't seen the film when they read this post. I will try and be more professional about this post but it's late and i'm very tired, so it will have to be starting tomorrow.
Goodnight.